me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD
employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut
me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.
That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.
when you look inside the toilet before you flush
When I pass a test that everyone else fails
do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”